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Samuel L. Jackson Facts

The Swine Flu doesn't make Sam Jackson sick, it gives him super powers

Sam Jackson raids and plunders the ships of Somali Pirates

First rule about Sam Jackson, you DO NOT talk about Sam Jackson

Sam Jackson doesn't drink beer often but when he does he drinks Dos Equis

The Most Interesting Man in the world, relinquished his title to Sam Jackson, because he knew better.

Sam Jackson doesn't celebrate Black History Month, because his life is black history

Sam Jackson doesn't go to Sunday Mass, Sunday Mass comes to him

Only two things on Earth can be seen from space, The Great Wall of China and Sam Jackson

Unicorns are now extinct cause Sam Jackson thought they looked dumb

Sam Jackson doesn't super size his fast food, he Sam sizes it

Sam Jackson doesn't use LOL because when he laughs out loud it can be heard anywhere on Earth

There's no need for a mask when Sam Jackson welds

Dinosaurs made themselves extinct because they were afraid of Sam Jackson

When Sam Jackson gets a flat he just buys a new car

Sam Jackson can travel through time without the use of a D'lorean

Sam Jackson has written, starred in and directed every film ever made since 1932

When Sam Jackson installs a new wall socket he doesn't turn off the power

Sam Jacksons computer doesn't need a firewall, he IS the firewall

Smelling Sam Jacksons sweat can cure cancer, but I wouldn't get that close

Cologne wears Sam Jackson's scent

Sam Jackson doesn't cry but if he did his tears would be ice cubes

When Sam Jackson works out the weights lift themselves out of fear

Sam Jackson chews up rocks and spits gravel